Unrequited Oxfords Love

I keep gravitating toward oxfords, but they never seem to work with my wardrobe or look good on my feet. I still want them though. From above, Woman by Common Projects red slip-on oxford on sale at Creatures of Comfort for $134.70 (were $449, but only size 41 left); new A Detacher size 9 black wedge oxfords currently on eBay for $50 with 1 bid and 1 day, 15 hours left (were originally $380); and red 1940s style red heeled oxfords by Swedish Hasbeens, on sale at Yoox for $149 (originally $300+).

More Red(dish) Shoes

Coclico leather sandals with wooden wedge heels in poppy. On eBay for $73.75 (were $200+) with 2 days left for a Buy it Now option and free shipping, in a sizes 38-41.

Red Boots

By Les Prairies de Paris, on mega sale for $158 (were $525) at Kickpleat (in French sizes 37, 38, and 40). I don't know what it is about red shoes -- it started with a pair my mom bequeathed me from the 1970s that I wore for years and years until they just recently died -- but they get me every time.

Red Shoes

Can someone please buy these new size 9 red suede mule heels by Belle by Sigerson Morrison currently on ebay for $52.99 with buy it now before I do?